Have you ever wondered why so many Muslims have no qualms about becoming suicide bombers? Read on. This list my help you figure out this great mystery.
No beer
No booze
No bars
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No basketball
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No hooters
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
They wear rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
No chocolate chip cookies
No Christmas
The men can't shave and their wives can't shave
They can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Their brides are picked by someone else. The wife smells like the donkey, but the donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Is there really a mystery here?
