10:07 p.m. @ April 01, 2003
Have you ever wondered why so many Muslims have no qualms about becoming suicide bombers? Read on. This list my help you figure out this great mystery. No beer No booze No bars No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No basketball No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No hooters No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks They wear rags for clothes and towels for hats Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors Constant wailing from the guy in the tower No chocolate chip cookies No Christmas The men can't shave and their wives can't shave They can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Their brides are picked by someone else. The wife smells like the donkey, but the donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Is there really a mystery here?
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