Have you ever wondered:
* How to throw away a garbage can?
* Why caretaker and caregiver mean the same thing?
* If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
* Why do drive up ATM�s have Braille?
* If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
* Why we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
* If blind people can be dyslexic when they read Braille?
* How to handcuff a one-armed man?
* If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
* Why it is that we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
* If a hearse driver can drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
* Why the name of the phobia for the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
* If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
* Why it is called a TV set when there�s only one?
* If a guy named Nick could have a 'nick'name?
* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
* If they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
* Why mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" goes out of date next year?
* If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
* If vampires get AIDS?
* Why toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat?
* Why the 3rd hand on a watch is called the second hand?
* Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
* Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
* Why the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, but he can't fix a hole in a boat?
* Why your OB-GYN leaves the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
* If love is blind, how we can believe in love at first sight?
* What the opposite of opposite is?
* Why blackboards are green?
* If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a reseal-able lid?
* What blind people see when they dream?
* Why Tarzan is always clean-shaven?
* If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
* Why they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
* Why the Flintstones had Christmas if they were B.C.?
* If illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
* If Athiests can get insurance for acts of God?
* Why dogs get mad at you when you blow in their face, yet when you take them in the car, they hang their head out the window?
* what a world with no hypothetical situations would be like?
